How Jackasses Make Money

Attention all jackasses participating in the cluster fuck of a sorority known as The Donkeys (www.donkeypatrol.com).

I am going to make a request for the greater good of all Donkeys: Stop hitting Reply to All when you receive an email from the blog. Move your wrist over a quarter inch and click on the little (insert web browser here) link that will open the site and submit the comment on the site itself.

For those of you that aren't subservient jackasses that do everything they are told by their superiors, here is as much of an explanation that I care to give.

Content + Ranking + Visitors = Revenue

(For those of you that took the short bus to school, comments = content)

It will take a couple years, but maybe this site will generate enough revenue to buy a contest tent, or a surfboard as a prize for the winner of the DP Contest or even pay for everyones trip to Indo (in 2020). If you are on a PDA, wait to comment or email away, but add your comment to the site later.

This has been a Public Donkey Announcement.