Deep thoughts from Ford
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Below is an email from fb today, comments from me are in red.
Conner
-----Original Message-----
From: FB@xxx.com (aka Grande Labia)
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:10 PM
To: Bryan Pohlman (Quiksilver Travel)
Cc: FB; Noah Jacobson
Subject: RE: Samoa - Shack Attack Trip
Bryan,
What's the low down or security policy on travel items these days (because i am incapable of reading the internet or the newspaper). I was just planning on taking a carryon backback (crayons and a backpack: to occupy my time on the boat while watching from the channel) with all my stuff in it (i.e., ipod, dvd, bathroom items including douche and tampax, ding repair, etc.) Whats the policy on Air New Zealand for (being a vagina?) electronics and liquids (Anal ease, toothpaste, soap, solarez, etc.)
Also, do you know if standard power (butt) plugs will work (for recharging purposes) or do we need an adapter - if so what kind (vaginal or rectal)? Also are we cool with bringing protein bars and snacks thru Samoa customs (I am very concerned about my cliff bars specifically)?
FB, CPA
Senior Managing Consultant
5 West Broadway, 0th Floor
San Diego, CA 92101
Main: 619-XXX-0001
Fax: 619-XXX-0002
Email: fb@xxx.com
Below is an email from fb today, comments from me are in red.
Conner
-----Original Message-----
From: FB@xxx.com (aka Grande Labia)
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:10 PM
To: Bryan Pohlman (Quiksilver Travel)
Cc: FB; Noah Jacobson
Subject: RE: Samoa - Shack Attack Trip
Bryan,
What's the low down or security policy on travel items these days (because i am incapable of reading the internet or the newspaper). I was just planning on taking a carryon backback (crayons and a backpack: to occupy my time on the boat while watching from the channel) with all my stuff in it (i.e., ipod, dvd, bathroom items including douche and tampax, ding repair, etc.) Whats the policy on Air New Zealand for (being a vagina?) electronics and liquids (Anal ease, toothpaste, soap, solarez, etc.)
Also, do you know if standard power (butt) plugs will work (for recharging purposes) or do we need an adapter - if so what kind (vaginal or rectal)? Also are we cool with bringing protein bars and snacks thru Samoa customs (I am very concerned about my cliff bars specifically)?
FB, CPA
Senior Managing Consultant
5 West Broadway, 0th Floor
San Diego, CA 92101
Main: 619-XXX-0001
Fax: 619-XXX-0002
Email: fb@xxx.com
posted by ICE at
2:54 PM
2 Comments:
this entire email has got to be a fucking joke. There is NO WAY Ford asked about what he can and can not bring on board an international flight. Ford is way smarter than that. I just sent a buddy and email regarding his upcoming trip to Indo. Here is a little bit of it for Fords viewing pleasure:
Satellite Phone: $4.50 a minute with a minimum of a one minute charge per call. Carefull ;-)
Have a great time;
Last minute checklist from my trip:
-45spf waterproof baby sunblock (won’t sting your eyes in the water as you will be covered in Sun Screen from sun up to sun down
-Long Sleeve rash guard for sun protection
-American Snacks (Sweedish Fish/M&M’s/Jolly Ranchers)
-Protein and Power Bars
-GU Energy Gel (great for keeping in your boardshorts…can help make a 3 hour session 4 and make your 4th session of the day as good as the first)
-A picture of your girlfriend naked and touching herself (just in case you get some alone time 10 days into the trip)
1st of all, I can't believe you just "blogged" about that pic...
2nd, who's Fords girlfriend and does Cassie know?!?!
;)
p.s. Don't let Cassie call the satellite phone on the boat. I talked to Stefan for 7 minutes for the bargain price of $300. No shit. Gotta love Pacific Bell!
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