Monday, June 30

Glimmer of the Surf Forecast - Indonesia

The storm track has fired back up after a brief layoff and we had two decent storm move through the SW Indian Ocean and now we are expecting a stronger series of storms to move into the South/Central Indian Ocean and they should crank out some major surf. We will be calling for our first SW groundswell to kick in for Sunday with some head high to overhead surf and the late Sunday/Monday, July 7th, looks to bring a much stronger and well overhead SW groundswell with an even larger SW swell setting up to build in for late Monday and into Tuesday, July 8th. The long range models are showing more solid SW swell activity for later in that week.

Warning: The Viper attacks in Indo too!

Click on the title link. This video is very concerning. The Viper (a.k.a. Lagahan, a.k.a. Lagbehind, a.k.a. Lenahan) is the number one cause of people getting snaked in Indonesia. I recently saw a blatant attack at DMJ's on Saturday. The poor victim had no idea it was coming! Make sure that you bring your snake bite kits and anti-Viper venom (tons of alcohol works really well!). Make sure you go at least 50 seconds through the video to see the alert!

12 World Titles - 3 World Champs - 1 Resort


Surfing History is being made, and it is happening right now. I have known about this for about a month or so but could not share it with all of you until now. I was unsure if the information was secret or not but some details of the trip have now been posted HERE.

3 world champions are at Kandui Resort right now as part of a photo trip for Transworld Surf. They will be departing from the mentawais resort 3 days prior to our arrival.

Kelly Slater - 8 World Titles (soon to be 9)
Andy Irons - 3 World Titles
Martin Potter - 1 World Title

Despite the media hype, Kelly and Andy are friendly with each other and it is apparent that AI has matured quite a bit compared to a few years back. I am actually stoked to be a fan of AI again, and I have been told he is like a new man. He and I did have a conflict at Lowers a few years back and I was so bummed because at the time he was one of my favorite surfers. Andy has finally learned how to be a true champion. Thanks AI, I'm glad to have you back.

Sometimes I wish I surfed goofyfoot

Friday, June 27

Donkey Surf Trip Sponsored By Costco

Someone at Costco corporate must be a avid reader of www.donkeypatrol.com because today I received an email from them offering corporate sponsorship for our surfing trip to kandui resort in mentawais indonesia.

Basicly anything we don't have for the trip: like digital cameras, video cameras, noise canceling headphones, PSP... Simply run on over to costco pick up what you need.I got a digital camera and a sony psp and as part of our sponsorship deal. We can buy anything we want that is electronic, take it on or trip, and return it within 90 days for a full refund.Thanks Costco, I sure will enjoy playing tiger woods golf at 40,000 ft over the indian ocean, and my friends and family will love the pictures I email them from my vacation. You are the best!!

Thursday, June 26

Hey Donkeys I got Boards For Sale!!!




So Im short on cash for our indo trip and have decided to sell some of my boards..

Ive got a nice 6'9 Spider, shaped by Ian Wright, great for big indo..

Also got another 6'9 Aftermath, shaped again by Ian Wright (has kind of a gay spray paint job my friend put on bottom)..

Finally, I got a NICE 6'6 Firewire, flexfire...

All boards are in MINT condition, I will give the donkeys first priority and a GREAT deal, make me an offer!!!

Get em before they end up on craigslist..

Indo Surf Pics of the Day


Wednesday, June 25

How to pack surfboards for Air travel - Advanced

Ok, I have done this countless times so I wanted to share what I have learned with all of you. In advance, I do need to give credit to Stefan of www.ca2pr.com, who taught me some of the advanced techniques.

In my example I will be packing 4 surfboards.

What you will need:
  1. Travel board bag (1) with 4 board capacity
  2. Individual surfboard day bags (2)
  3. Blue painters tape
  4. Cardboard boxes (bubble wrap works too.. but is expensive, and free boxes work better)
  5. Zip ties
Step #1
Clean all boards of wax and debris, apply fresh basecoat temp wax in advance if you want a quick strike after landing. Remember basecoat and tropical are the two hardest waxes so you can use tropical as a basecoat for colder temp waxes if basecoat wax is not available.

Step #2
Cut down the corner of the sidewall of the cardboard box, this will make it a long piece of cardboard now with flappy sides where the box used to piece together to form a square.

Step #3
Overlay the cardboard box on the nose of the board so that the nose is in the crease of the fold in the box and so that the box covers about 1ft of the nose on top and bottom. Use utility scissors and cut of the excess box that hangs out from the tapering of the board. You want some excess so that the top and bottom overlap but not too much. You can now tape the top and bottom of the box together creating a cardboard mold for the nose of your board.

Step #4
Do the same thing for the tail of your board but make sure the the entire fin box is protected.

Step #5
Tape the cardboard molds to your board using the BLUE painters tape. The reason you use the painters tape is because when you peel it off it does not leave any residue on the board that you will need to clean off. I lent a board to someone one time and they used duct tape and the board still has that crap all over it.

Step #6
Find a piece of cardboard maybe 1 ft wide and a few feet long and place it along the stringer of the board between your nose and tail molds. Now place your second board on top of board #1.

Step #7
Use left over cardboard boxes and pieces to make a rail wrap, again use the natural crease of the cardboard on the rail so the card board easily wraps around the rails of both boards. You do not need to individually rail wrap the boards, use 1 rail wrap to cover both boards. use painters tape again to tape in place.

Step #8
Slide surfboards into the day bag, you can add additional cardboard to the deck of the top board and the bottom of the bottom board if there is sufficient room in the day bag for added coverage. But generally airlines will snap a nose, ding a rail, or ding the tail/fin box area which we have already sufficiently protected. Keep in mind by using cardboard we are providing cushion for impact but also adding rigidity which specifically helps with the nose snaps. Bubble wrap does not provide rigidity. Zip the day bag shut (if you can) and zip tie the zippers together.

Step #9
Do the same with the other 2 boards as well and now you should have four well packed boards inside of two day bags (that also add protection). Having 2 boards in one day bag also minimizes risk when the airline wants to count your boards. When you open the big travel bag it only looks like you have two boards instead of four.

Step #10
Place the day bags inside the big coffin travel bag, add any other little stuff like trunks, rash guards and snorkel equipment and zip up the big bag. Again use a zip tie to seal the zippers shut. TSA likes the zip ties because they can cut them off if they need to get in your bag, and I use them as an excuse as why I don't want to open my bag for the airline counter agent. I say "oh I zip tied this shut, and I don't have anymore to zip it up or a knife to open it with, can you cut me a break on this one?"

Step #11
Land safe, unpack pristine boards, save your parts for the way home (another reason why bubble wrap sucks), and go surfing.

FCS / Future Fins
This how to is written with removable fin systems in mind. You would be hard pressed to fit two boards with glass ons into a day bag. It's very important to not only remove your fins, but also to be sure to screw the fin screw back into the recess of the fin plug so that the the fin screws do not damage other boards in the bag.

Tuesday, June 24

Things to bring for our trip to Indo

This is going to be a list of things to remember for our trip. Please use the comment feature on the site (do not reply to the donkey email address) to add additional things to bring. Your suggestions are appreciated.

SURF
  1. boards
  2. leashes: 3 extra regular size 6ft , 2 big wave 8-9ft
  3. tropical wax: figure 1 bar for every 2 days + initial wax job= 8bars
  4. sunscreen : 8, 15, 30, 45 w/ zinc and some of that spray on stuff 2 cans
  5. travel board bag + day bags
  6. rashguards (tank-top, short sleeve, and long sleeve with high spf rating)
  7. rash shorts (spandex surf shorts you wear under boardshorts)
  8. fins and fin keys
  9. wax comb
  10. surf trunks - 5 pair
  11. GU Gels - 1 case of 24: electrolyte replacement packet for pocket of trunks
PLANE
  1. Passport (make 2 copies of your passport and your tickets, and put them in separate bags)
  2. Travel insurance (again print a few copies)
  3. ipod, battery backup as needed
  4. headphones (noise canceling and regular)
  5. PSP or other personal gaming device
  6. playing cards or other group game
  7. books, mags
  8. Ambien or other sleeping aid
MISC.
  1. T-shirts : a handfull
  2. 2 pair of regular shorts
  3. 2 pair of flip flops, 1 pair of shoes
  4. Hat
  5. Sunglasses (polarized)
  6. Snorkel gear
  7. Longsleeve linen shirt, light long pants (to wear at night, prevent mosquito bites)
  8. Small medical kit with Liquid Bandage, super glue added (good for cuts, foot problems)
  9. General medications: Cipro, Asprin, Swimmers Ear wash
  10. Camera, video camera, batteries, chargers, tapes and storage
  11. Protein powder - proven to speed recovery of muscles from extensive workouts
  12. toiletries

Wednesday, June 18

Air Asia Board Bag Charges



Sports Equipment - I am assuming this will be surfboards

Up to 15kg (this is equal to 33lbs.) - $50 RM = $15.50 US
***More than 15kg (per kg) - $25 RM = $7.75 US

Check out the link for more info.




Tuesday, June 17

Mentawai Surfing trip - 15 days until departure


In 15 days we will be departing to the airport and the Donkey indo surfing journey will begin.

24 hours of flying to Kuala Lumpur the capital of Malaysia via Malaysia Air for most and Singapore Airlines / Hawaiian Airlines for a few others, 2 days enjoying KL, a 2 hour private reservation for the wave pool at Sunway Lagoon, no doubt a few hours of antics at the swim up bar at our hotel in KL, a short 1 hour flight to Padang Indonesia followed by a day of rest and body/equipment prep. 1 puddle jump buddy holly plane flight out to the islands, followed by a 2 hour boat ride to the resort. Thats allot of travel time, considering the actual surfing part of the trip is just getting started..

11 days at kandui resort and surfing the playgrounds region of the mentawais, considered by many to be the best concentration of surf breaks in the world. Our island resort is located within a stones throw of 25 world class waves all of which we access via our exclusive fleet of 6 boats used to ferry us from one uncrowded barrel to the next. Oh... and did I mention we are shooting a movie too? Yeah a movie, in 1080 HD.

The Crew:
The Smythe, Gaykley, Steinmart, The Capitan aka The Erwinator aka Muffin Tops, Bivers aka BE-LO, Tivers aka TAI-BO, The Dude aka Boner, Shegas, Lagbehind aka The Viper, Kama aka little bit aka 80 pound, The Flyin Hawaiian.

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Sunday, June 15

Today's Motivational Indo Video

Saturday, June 14

Things are heating up in Indo!


Check out this new report. If this is any indication of what we can expect, its going to be ridiculous! This pic shows what will be happening to Ford if he doesn't committ 100% on his drops!

Extended Forecast Outlook:
Note: all dates and times are local Indonesian time. Surfline offers this forecast on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings.Our latest SSW groundswell will continue to fade into Saturday, June 14th, and a storm that was down under last week directed most of its swell energy towards Western Australia but we will see some building head high plus SW to SSW groundswell for Saturday with some sets running a few feet overhead plus for later in the day and then fading but still workable and head high plus SSW swell will go into Sunday, June 15th, with smaller but workable surf into Monday morning.Further out, we just had an impressive storm in the South/Central Indian Ocean that had a rather larger fetch of 35-40+ knot winds and seas were reaching over the 35 foot mark. This long period SW groundswell from 205-220 degrees will build in late Monday and then really kick in for Tuesday and into Wednesday, June 17-18th, with head high plus to double overhead surf for most of the SW facing breaks and the top breaks will be pulling in triple overhead sets with some larger sets at the premier SSW facing breaks. Thursday, the 19th, will bring fading but still head high plus surf with sets running several feet overhead and then we will be expecting some new SW groundswell for around Friday, June 20th, with another shot of head high plus surf and the top breaks should see some overhead sets. We should see a little break in the action for that weekend of the 21-22nd but the long range models are showing a rather vigorous storm track that would deliver more solid overhead SW swell for that week of June 23rd.

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Friday, June 13

Rifles | Kandui Resort | Mentawais

Thursday, June 12

Be sure your photos come home with you

Good morning Donkeys;

So I came across this deal this morning. $50 and free shipping for a 160 GB external hard drive. I should have enough storage space but if you think you are going to get a ton of photos and want to go home with ALL of them, I suggest you bring some extra storage. Here is a link to the deal. This is only good today.
Maxtor 160GB External Hard Drive
Lots of other options out there but this is just one I saw this morning.

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Tuesday, June 10

Visas and Reef Booties in the Mentawais


Hi all, Departure day for Kandui Resort in the mentawais islands of Indonesia is getting closer and closer. I am so glad I am busy with work the next few weeks to help keep my mind from obsessing about surf.
Everything is dialed in, reservations confirmed, balances paid, flights booked, every know surf accessory purchased, and now it's time for the actual trip.
I had two separate discussions this week: one about reef booties (which I hate) and the second about any special Visas that we may need. I was pretty sure about the answers to both questions, but I called Anthony Marcotti at Kandui Resort to confirm.
Answer #1: "Kooks wear reef booties...you might need them at G-land but you don't need them surfing the mentawais"
Answer #2: "no special visas are needed, you pay your visa at the airport about $25, and also pay your mentawais islands tax $40 to our representative Rudy that will pick you up from the airport"

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Monday, June 9

Airbus A340 and Singapore Air Flight 37

So this morning I was finally able to align my travel plans with Ford's. We are traveling to and from Singapore on on the Airbus A340/345. The Airbus A340/345 plane is considered the best plane in Singapore Air's fleet. More than 50% of the Airbus A340/345 has seats that lie flat. Unfortunately it is a raffle system to receive these seats. Either way all of the seats on the Airbus A340/345 have extra leg room and there is only one column of seats where you will be in there middle. So even though we are not as lucky as you all to fly direct (with a stop over) to Kuala Lumpur, we get to fly exec. Below is a comparison of our planes. You can find more info at Seat Guru


Singapore Airlines
Seating Chart for Airbus A340/345

Malaysian Airlines
Your Flight


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Sunday, June 8

I'll be at Campgrounds

If you are looking for me in the morning over the next few days... I will be at campgrounds.

I am even rolling back my in-water deadline to 5:30am, so I can get a solid session in before work.

Winds look good, swell looks good, and I need some good sessions before my sales trip at the end of the week. So, if you want to join, you know where to go, I'll be there.

Make it a great week.

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Costa Rica Pic of The Smythe

Costa Rica was barely even a warm up for the great surf you guys are going to catch in Indo. I was telling The Smythe how a trip to Indo will spoil all of your future surf trips. They will be more like vacations with some surfing. I can relate it to having sex with a condom vs. without a condom. Still great, but just not the same.

Here is a picture of Chris warming up on a super fast (barely makable) beach break.

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Thursday, June 5

Padang Hotel - Mentawais Surfing Trip

Hey Guys:

We have 5 rooms reserved here http://www.theambacanghotel.com/
On July 7th and 19th of July.

Cost around $80 per night per room

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First Come first serve for KL Hotel



As many of you Donkey's know, we will be staying at the Renaissance Kuala Lumpur Hotel by Marriott in Malaysia. I have booked us 4 rooms that have 2 twins each. So whoever wants a room please let me know. There are 2 Donkeys, Flakely and Kozai, that are arriving on Sunday and they can grovel with those of you that have reserved a room. Speak now or sleep in Chinatown and eat bull penis soup! (Sheagas said it was delicious).
Conner, Please post Padang Status!

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How Jackasses Make Money

Attention all jackasses participating in the cluster fuck of a sorority known as The Donkeys (www.donkeypatrol.com).



I am going to make a request for the greater good of all Donkeys: Stop hitting Reply to All when you receive an email from the blog. Move your wrist over a quarter inch and click on the little (insert web browser here) link that will open the site and submit the comment on the site itself.

For those of you that aren't subservient jackasses that do everything they are told by their superiors, here is as much of an explanation that I care to give.

Content + Ranking + Visitors = Revenue

(For those of you that took the short bus to school, comments = content)

It will take a couple years, but maybe this site will generate enough revenue to buy a contest tent, or a surfboard as a prize for the winner of the DP Contest or even pay for everyones trip to Indo (in 2020). If you are on a PDA, wait to comment or email away, but add your comment to the site later.

This has been a Public Donkey Announcement.

To Smythe or Not to Smythe!

From Blakes: There has been a request to change Chris’s name from “the Smythe” to “Christopher Smith”. I thought, I would put it to a Donkey Patrol vote.


Tuesday, June 3

Ok so it's Officially Off!!!

Due to the lack of swell and sooooo many scheduling conflicts, it seems that we need to push the 4th annual DP contest to late July/Early Aug. (after indo, when everyone should be ripping)... So for now I think that we all should focus on the next slightly smaller contest which will be held in Indo.. Who of the 2008 Donkey Patrol crew will be crowned "The King of Kandui".. More info on this to follow.. Otherwise, Im coming to SD this weekend to surf and shoot a test run of some video format Ideas with the smythe, who wants in?

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Mentawais Indonesia Surfing- 30 Days Until Departure

Monday, June 2

4th Annual Donkey Patrol Contest is Officially ON!!!!

OK, so since no one else, but smythe (who's outta town) wants to get this thing going, I am putting it out there that we should hold the DP contest Sat. June 7th.. It looks like there will be a fun 4-6 NW swell in the water, the weather is going to be GREAT, we all need the water time, it would be good for all of us to get together before Indo and Josh (and Smythe) need to go down. Also I think it could be a way to determine who is gonna wear the pink rashguard for our first session in Indo.. First Heat will kick off at 8AM.... More info to follow.. Also, who will have scheduling conflicts with this?

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