Monday, June 30
Warning: The Viper attacks in Indo too!
12 World Titles - 3 World Champs - 1 Resort
Surfing History is being made, and it is happening right now. I have known about this for about a month or so but could not share it with all of you until now. I was unsure if the information was secret or not but some details of the trip have now been posted HERE.
3 world champions are at Kandui Resort right now as part of a photo trip for Transworld Surf. They will be departing from the mentawais resort 3 days prior to our arrival.
Kelly Slater - 8 World Titles (soon to be 9)
Andy Irons - 3 World Titles
Martin Potter - 1 World Title
Despite the media hype, Kelly and Andy are friendly with each other and it is apparent that AI has matured quite a bit compared to a few years back. I am actually stoked to be a fan of AI again, and I have been told he is like a new man. He and I did have a conflict at Lowers a few years back and I was so bummed because at the time he was one of my favorite surfers. Andy has finally learned how to be a true champion. Thanks AI, I'm glad to have you back.

Sometimes I wish I surfed goofyfoot
Labels: kandui resort, mentawais indonesia, surf travel, surfing
Friday, June 27
Donkey Surf Trip Sponsored By Costco

Basicly anything we don't have for the trip: like digital cameras, video cameras, noise canceling headphones, PSP... Simply run on over to costco pick up what you need.


Thursday, June 26
Hey Donkeys I got Boards For Sale!!!



So Im short on cash for our indo trip and have decided to sell some of my boards..
Ive got a nice 6'9 Spider, shaped by Ian Wright, great for big indo..
Also got another 6'9 Aftermath, shaped again by Ian Wright (has kind of a gay spray paint job my friend put on bottom)..
Finally, I got a NICE 6'6 Firewire, flexfire...
All boards are in MINT condition, I will give the donkeys first priority and a GREAT deal, make me an offer!!!
Get em before they end up on craigslist..
Wednesday, June 25
How to pack surfboards for Air travel - Advanced
In my example I will be packing 4 surfboards.
What you will need:
- Travel board bag (1) with 4 board capacity
- Individual surfboard day bags (2)
- Blue painters tape
- Cardboard boxes (bubble wrap works too.. but is expensive, and free boxes work better)
- Zip ties
Clean all boards of wax and debris, apply fresh basecoat temp wax in advance if you want a quick strike after landing. Remember basecoat and tropical are the two hardest waxes so you can use tropical as a basecoat for colder temp waxes if basecoat wax is not available.
Step #2
Cut down the corner of the sidewall of the cardboard box, this will make it a long piece of cardboard now with flappy sides where the box used to piece together to form a square.
Step #3
Overlay the cardboard box on the nose of the board so that the nose is in the crease of the fold in the box and so that the box covers about 1ft of the nose on top and bottom. Use utility scissors and cut of the excess box that hangs out from the tapering of the board. You want some excess so that the top and bottom overlap but not too much. You can now tape the top and bottom of the box together creating a cardboard mold for the nose of your board.
Step #4
Do the same thing for the tail of your board but make sure the the entire fin box is protected.
Step #5
Tape the cardboard molds to your board using the BLUE painters tape. The reason you use the painters tape is because when you peel it off it does not leave any residue on the board that you will need to clean off. I lent a board to someone one time and they used duct tape and the board still has that crap all over it.
Step #6
Find a piece of cardboard maybe 1 ft wide and a few feet long and place it along the stringer of the board between your nose and tail molds. Now place your second board on top of board #1.
Step #7
Use left over cardboard boxes and pieces to make a rail wrap, again use the natural crease of the cardboard on the rail so the card board easily wraps around the rails of both boards. You do not need to individually rail wrap the boards, use 1 rail wrap to cover both boards. use painters tape again to tape in place.
Step #8
Slide surfboards into the day bag, you can add additional cardboard to the deck of the top board and the bottom of the bottom board if there is sufficient room in the day bag for added coverage. But generally airlines will snap a nose, ding a rail, or ding the tail/fin box area which we have already sufficiently protected. Keep in mind by using cardboard we are providing cushion for impact but also adding rigidity which specifically helps with the nose snaps. Bubble wrap does not provide rigidity. Zip the day bag shut (if you can) and zip tie the zippers together.
Step #9
Do the same with the other 2 boards as well and now you should have four well packed boards inside of two day bags (that also add protection). Having 2 boards in one day bag also minimizes risk when the airline wants to count your boards. When you open the big travel bag it only looks like you have two boards instead of four.
Step #10
Place the day bags inside the big coffin travel bag, add any other little stuff like trunks, rash guards and snorkel equipment and zip up the big bag. Again use a zip tie to seal the zippers shut. TSA likes the zip ties because they can cut them off if they need to get in your bag, and I use them as an excuse as why I don't want to open my bag for the airline counter agent. I say "oh I zip tied this shut, and I don't have anymore to zip it up or a knife to open it with, can you cut me a break on this one?"
Step #11
Land safe, unpack pristine boards, save your parts for the way home (another reason why bubble wrap sucks), and go surfing.
FCS / Future Fins
This how to is written with removable fin systems in mind. You would be hard pressed to fit two boards with glass ons into a day bag. It's very important to not only remove your fins, but also to be sure to screw the fin screw back into the recess of the fin plug so that the the fin screws do not damage other boards in the bag.
Tuesday, June 24
Things to bring for our trip to Indo
SURF
- boards
- leashes: 3 extra regular size 6ft , 2 big wave 8-9ft
- tropical wax: figure 1 bar for every 2 days + initial wax job= 8bars
- sunscreen : 8, 15, 30, 45 w/ zinc and some of that spray on stuff 2 cans
- travel board bag + day bags
- rashguards (tank-top, short sleeve, and long sleeve with high spf rating)
- rash shorts (spandex surf shorts you wear under boardshorts)
- fins and fin keys
- wax comb
- surf trunks - 5 pair
- GU Gels - 1 case of 24: electrolyte replacement packet for pocket of trunks
- Passport (make 2 copies of your passport and your tickets, and put them in separate bags)
- Travel insurance (again print a few copies)
- ipod, battery backup as needed
- headphones (noise canceling and regular)
- PSP or other personal gaming device
- playing cards or other group game
- books, mags
- Ambien or other sleeping aid
- T-shirts : a handfull
- 2 pair of regular shorts
- 2 pair of flip flops, 1 pair of shoes
- Hat
- Sunglasses (polarized)
- Snorkel gear
- Longsleeve linen shirt, light long pants (to wear at night, prevent mosquito bites)
- Small medical kit with Liquid Bandage, super glue added (good for cuts, foot problems)
- General medications: Cipro, Asprin, Swimmers Ear wash
- Camera, video camera, batteries, chargers, tapes and storage
- Protein powder - proven to speed recovery of muscles from extensive workouts
- toiletries
Wednesday, June 18
Tuesday, June 17
Mentawai Surfing trip - 15 days until departure

In 15 days we will be departing to the airport and the Donkey indo surfing journey will begin.
24 hours of flying to Kuala Lumpur the capital of Malaysia via Malaysia Air for most and Singapore Airlines / Hawaiian Airlines for a few others, 2 days enjoying KL, a 2 hour private reservation for the wave pool at Sunway Lagoon, no doubt a few hours of antics at the swim up bar at our hotel in KL, a short 1 hour flight to Padang Indonesia followed by a day of rest and body/equipment prep. 1 puddle jump buddy holly plane flight out to the islands, followed by a 2 hour boat ride to the resort. Thats allot of travel time, considering the actual surfing part of the trip is just getting started..
11 days at kandui resort and surfing the playgrounds region of the mentawais, considered by many to be the best concentration of surf breaks in the world. Our island resort is located within a stones throw of 25 world class waves all of which we access via our exclusive fleet of 6 boats used to ferry us from one uncrowded barrel to the next. Oh... and did I mention we are shooting a movie too? Yeah a movie, in 1080 HD.
The Crew:
The Smythe, Gaykley, Steinmart, The Capitan aka The Erwinator aka Muffin Tops, Bivers aka BE-LO, Tivers aka TAI-BO, The Dude aka Boner, Shegas, Lagbehind aka The Viper, Kama aka little bit aka 80 pound, The Flyin Hawaiian.
Labels: airlines, kandui resort, kuala lumpur, mentawais indonesia, padang, surfing
Sunday, June 15
Saturday, June 14
Things are heating up in Indo!

Labels: airlines, kandui resort, kuala lumpur, mentawais indonesia, padang, surf travel, surfing
Friday, June 13
Thursday, June 12
Be sure your photos come home with you
So I came across this deal this morning. $50 and free shipping for a 160 GB external hard drive. I should have enough storage space but if you think you are going to get a ton of photos and want to go home with ALL of them, I suggest you bring some extra storage. Here is a link to the deal. This is only good today.
Maxtor 160GB External Hard Drive
Lots of other options out there but this is just one I saw this morning.
Labels: kandui resort, mentawais indonesia, surf travel, surfing
Tuesday, June 10
Visas and Reef Booties in the Mentawais

Labels: kandui resort, mentawais indonesia, surf travel, surfing
Monday, June 9
Airbus A340 and Singapore Air Flight 37
Singapore Airlines Seating Chart for Airbus A340/345 | Malaysian Airlines Your Flight | |
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Labels: kandui resort, mentawais indonesia, surf travel, surfing
Sunday, June 8
I'll be at Campgrounds

Winds look good, swell looks good, and I need some good sessions before my sales trip at the end of the week. So, if you want to join, you know where to go, I'll be there.
Make it a great week.
Labels: surfing
Costa Rica Pic of The Smythe
Here is a picture of Chris warming up on a super fast (barely makable) beach break.

Labels: surf travel, surfing
Thursday, June 5
Padang Hotel - Mentawais Surfing Trip
We have 5 rooms reserved here http://www.theambacanghotel.com/
On July 7th and 19th of July.
Cost around $80 per night per room
Labels: kandui resort, mentawais indonesia, padang, surf travel, surfing
First Come first serve for KL Hotel

Conner, Please post Padang Status!
Labels: kandui resort, kuala lumpur, mentawais indonesia, surf travel, surfing
How Jackasses Make Money
Attention all jackasses participating in the cluster fuck of a sorority known as The Donkeys (www.donkeypatrol.com).
I am going to make a request for the greater good of all Donkeys: Stop hitting Reply to All when you receive an email from the blog. Move your wrist over a quarter inch and click on the little (insert web browser here) link that will open the site and submit the comment on the site itself.
For those of you that aren't subservient jackasses that do everything they are told by their superiors, here is as much of an explanation that I care to give.
Content + Ranking + Visitors = Revenue
(For those of you that took the short bus to school, comments = content)
It will take a couple years, but maybe this site will generate enough revenue to buy a contest tent, or a surfboard as a prize for the winner of the DP Contest or even pay for everyones trip to Indo (in 2020). If you are on a PDA, wait to comment or email away, but add your comment to the site later.
This has been a Public Donkey Announcement.
To Smythe or Not to Smythe!
Tuesday, June 3
Ok so it's Officially Off!!!
Labels: surfing
Mentawais Indonesia Surfing- 30 Days Until Departure
Labels: kandui resort, mentawais indonesia, surf travel, surfing
Monday, June 2
4th Annual Donkey Patrol Contest is Officially ON!!!!
Labels: surfing