Breaking News: Gay Pride Magazine reports that Smythe, Geoff, Stefan, Shea and Conner have surfaced and were recently photograhed at an undislcosed night club. Sources report that all five were found wasted on champagne coolies and have apparently given up all hopes of contending in this week's Donkey Patrol Surf Contest. This is an unfortunate turn of events considering all five were considered heavy favorites leading into the weekend.

Vegas odd maker, Hans Olo, now reports that all bets have shifted towards underdogs, Barrelling Blakely and Tardy Marty.