Down but not out

Alright fools,

Just to dispel any rumors, the Erwinator is alive.. maybe just not alive and well.

Yes: I moved to Florida
Yes: I moved to the gulf that has no waves
Yes: As a matter of fact, it is 97 degrees with 90% humidity
Yes: I am in a legal battle with my landlord
Yes: I have tried to go spearfishing twice and the weather has not cooperated.
Yes: I am buying fishing tackle and a boat
Yes: Surfing will rarely make an appearance in my life.

I am sorry for my lack of posting, quickly returned calls, or responses to email. I am just trying to get settled and catch up.

The good thing is... now that I live here, I understand the why gaykley surfs the way that he does.

I promise the next time I post, it will be worth reading.

and Yes: Florida Sucks

Beware of the Donkey Patrol

Smythe picking up Girls on Beach with new boat!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_VqGwX8epw

13.6 feet of fury! Name the new Donkey Yacht!

We haven't voted on anything since Cheech was named and I thought that there was no time like the present to get some feedback from fellow Donkey's on naming my new Yacht! Whoever comes up with the name gets to christen her with a 40 of Mad Dog 20/20! Very gently though, we dont want her to sink quite yet. Here are some of the suggestions receved so far:

Smythe's Sloop

Smythey's Sloop

Barrel Hunter

Beng-Beng

Nipussi

Jackie Classy (This was Eddie's idea while he was wasted)

Burro Baracho (aka the drunk donkey. May attract unwanted attention)

Tha Tuna Poona (B-Lo's)

Just paint a Firewire logo on side (Maybe "Don't Drink the Kool Aid" would be better)

Reemer 1 (Tardy's suggestion)

Zipper's Down (you guessed it, Tardy again)

Rainbow Warrior (Im guessing that this will be Flakely's suggestion)

Famous Look-A-Likes

We Miss The Iceman

One can't help to notice the massive slowdown in DonkeyPatrol posts. What's happened? Who's to blame? The Iceman departed Wonderland - that's what happened.

So what does the future hold for DonkeyPatrol.com -- the usual pointless commentary by The Smythe about how he's going to spray all of us, asset management lessons by Jacobson, over-hyped campground surf reports by The Viper, pictures of Shegas with a "what if" barrel, the traditional Iver Bros. rhetoric about how good Boneyards was...what's to come.

If this is the case, I'll settle for the Iceman making posts about sailing, denim shorts, his fishing pole quiver and the unlimited return policy at Bass Pro Shops.

I Miss E-Bay