Tuesday, October 31

wrong blog post

oooops, i meant to post that last one on dialectical reasoning but I messed up. I deleted it from the Donkey Patrol site and added it where it was supposed to go.

As for the LA party....shit, if you weren't there, you really missed out on a good time. If you were there...keep up the story about it being the "best halloween party ever" so everyone stays jealous...

Monday, October 30

Halloween Party




Hope everyone had fun Sat. night.. Thanks to Stefen and Summer for making it to our annual Valley Halloween Party, GREAT seeing you both!!! Hope to see everyone else very soon!!! Oh, Geoff & Smythe you guys would have been proud of Edward, BIG Napoleon was puttin Sweet moves all over the chicks and the dance floor.... Rebecca Romain Stamos was there and she was all over Eddie..

Thursday, October 19

Thanksgiving Weekend



What's everyone doing Thanksgiving weekend? If there's SWELL, I purpose we break in the new Rincon Surf pad for the weekend.. What does everyone think?

Tuesday, October 17

Air Tahiti Nui Special Fare

Economy Class Fare from Los Angeles to Papeete
$518* Roundtrip from Los Angeles
Roundtrip Non-stop - Limited Departure/Return Dates

Sunday, October 15

New Surf Crib



My Pop just bought a 1b 1b condo 2 exits north of Rincon..
Starting next week, It will be set up for us to start taking weekend trips, just in time for the fall/winter Ventura swell that we all love so much..
In this pic, the condo is at the top, behind the polo fields and Rincon is to the right around the point.

Thursday, October 5

Hulk Hogans Mexican Bachelor Party

The way the smythe put this letter together, he fucking sounds like Hulk Hogan...way to go with the enthusiasm smythe, errrrr, YEAH!

Yo Home Skillets with the sausage sizzle chests,

Its on boyee! October 21st is the day that we shall depart for a run South of
the Border. This strike is not only to surf the poo patrol waters of the ole
baja, but to send Marty off El Jefe style at the bing. Easy Eddie, I know that
you are excited, but remember last time? You passed out against the TV an got
smacked in the face by El Jefe's man sock; errrrrrr, hand sock.

Some bad news, however, Las Rocas is jam packed with the typical wedding
ceremony. The good news: The fine Rosarito Beach Hotel has rooms for $118 a
night and has a pool; A pond is better for you Marty because of your stanky,
beef jerky, hot spots; errrrrr open sores! Here is a link for all of you lazy
bastards and, oh yeah; Marty has agreed to film Shea'niquia get worked on the
paddle out while Sammy the Seal olli's his ass.

Stefan, I think that you and Ford said that you had said in your vagina's and
you will have to flush that weekend, but I thought that there would be a slight
chance that you could douche prior to the event.

Stefans Response to the 2007 DP Looser: I would love to give some dirty mexican strippers some of my hard earned money as I have in the past, but i am going to give it to the crew at the Wave House in San Diego and do my best not tofuck my self up like brian the last time I was there.

Click on the link for Rosarito Beach Hotel Reservations

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE IT! AS THE WEBSITE STATES: YOU MUST BE 29 YEARS OLD!

SHEA, this will be no problem for you or Marty!

Hasta la vista bitches,
Smythe a.k.a 2007 Donkey Champ
Stefans' response: isn't Josh the 2007 Donkey Champ?